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Universal Tangent Curse​-​Wizard Removed a Message

by Niock

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1.
Suspension 04:00
I freeze the words you say I examine them mid-air, they are Around you Across the quantum space Into the distant folds of time I put you I'll show you once and tell you twice Let the engines all ignite Allow the waves to commence what's right I love you Your dark hair waves suspended The expression on your face is real But silent I really should make it to the pod But how will we reach the rings without A pilot I showed you once, but that's the past this time Our course is now a bad, bad plight We'll never make it, it's all red lights I'll miss you How will we reach the rings without A pilot?
2.
Onion 02:47
You say you want to shake hands Well I'll thank you to never touch me again My friend, you want to have a hug I gotta say, get away from me right now, seriously Don't you know that things are quarantined All I'm trying to do is buy an onion For the love of god what are you talking about I look like your cousin, and he killed himself? Why don't you Just let me by Don't give me that Bullshit about How you're gonna buy all the toilet paper up Didn't you know hand sanitizer actually makes you accumulate More pathogens All I wanted to do Was buy an onion You're shoving that baby and your grandmother in my face Asking me to kiss them on the face What are you, insane Don't you know that spreads disease and makes old people and dumb babies get sick You say you won't cancel your performance art contest That it's got something to do with being oppressed Jesus what about your friends with lupus? I don't give a shit what House says, they deserve to live just the same as us
3.
Hey It's your birthday - hey It's your birthday - hey It's your birthday - hey It's your birthday Hey, Hey Birthday Hey, Hey You were born today Hey, Hey Birthday It's your birthday what do you do It's your birthday buy a new shoe Buy a new car, buy what you want Buy everything under the sun It's your birthday you can eat cake It's your birthday don't be fake Drink your drink, eat your eats Go out onto the birthday streets Hey
4.
Skunk Alive! 07:28
I wanna run wanna run run run wanna run just like a dog But nothin I do ever gets me through to the sunnier side of the log I try and I try like a good man should She shoot me down in the bog So I wanna run Wanna run run run wanna run just like a dog Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is an illusion Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is rotund Ever seen a snake go up under a rake and hide like a prison cell You think nothin' you do's a big deal to you and your life is a living hell If life's just a series of random shit come with me you might as well Have you ever seen a snake go up under a rake and hide like a prison cell Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is an illusion Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is rotund Do you ever wanna gape at some sour grapes and complain just like the fox You wanna take your life and enhance the strife by putting it in a box If you push it too far and shut it too tight you'll never get past the locks Do you ever wanna gape at some sour grapes and complain just like the fox Do you wanna go Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is an illusion Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is rotund I wanna slink and creep around like a Frighteners-level ghost I could walk through the walls and listen in to the things that matter most If it pisses me off I could Swayze out and turn worst laid plans to toast I wanna slink and creep around like a Frighteners-level ghost First I gotta go Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is an illusion Under the wheels Under the wheels Death is rotund Under the wheels we run Every day, every time Under the wheels we run Every day, we get away for now
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6.
Nixon 04:04
Down in Carthage years ago There lived a boy named Nixon He was known for looking danger in the eye He bought himself a Camero And went driving in the quarry every night His friends would gather around his car And talk about the women They'd seen that day at school; they felt so cool But the women wouldn't follow Nixon They had much, much better things to do Things gets so frustrating that you just want to hit the gas and drive But Nixon wanted something more, he just wanted to feel like he was alive Go home Nixon, don't don't get behind the wheel Don't hit the pedal Nixon, there's just got to be a better way to feel One night from behind the rocks another car drove up Nobody had seen the boy before He called out "Nixon, come on down - I'm gonna show you who rules this road" Nixon stepped out of his car - the challenge was accepted They pulled their slips out of their leather coats Nixon felt the fire build And the crowd began to explode Things gets so frustrating that you just want to hit the gas and drive But Nixon wanted something more, he just wanted to feel like he was alive Go home Nixon, don't don't get behind the wheel Don't hit the pedal Nixon, there's just got to be a better way to feel Metal hit the metal and the cars roared down the limestone path All the thoughts of angst seemed buried deep within the past The stranger gained until his engine stopped But Nixon was going way too fast Blinded by the way that this world makes him feel He failed to see the cliff was dead ahead When reality set in He just smiled and then hit the gas instead Things gets so frustrating that you just want to hit the gas and drive But Nixon wanted something more, he just wanted to feel like he was alive Go home Nixon, don't don't get behind the wheel Don't hit the pedal Nixon, there's just got to be a better way to feel
7.
Warnings 02:09
God damn it Tornado Warning Severe T-Storm Warning Flood Warning Flash Flood Warning Winter Weather Advisory All at once Right now
8.
PLAY THAT ON PEE BEE ESS
9.
Boyip 02:35
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Weaving curses from the cauldron of desire into communicative channels of universal wantonness, I, the curse-wizard, initiate yet another tangential universe based upon my curses of those that seek to destroy beauty and consciousness. Green tendrils writhe toward those whose only purpose seems to be to delight in the conquest and humiliation of others. Heaped in a corner are leaflets containing each hand-done curse, carefully entombed in the fate of an alternate existence and flapping about in grey fealty to me, the Universal Tangent Curse-Wizard. Hark!

Behold, the result of thy disturbance!

[Universal Tangent Curse-Wizard has removed a message]

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released March 22, 2020

niock - all instruments, vocals, and art

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Niock Carthage, Missouri

Niock is a largely experimental and sometimes sentimental artist from Missouri. You're invited to plumb the depths and the shallows for succor and entertainment.

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